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Song Parodies -> "Phonograph"

Original Song Title:

"Photograph"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"Phonograph"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Every time I hear CD's
I'm reminded of the LP's I used to play
For I still have my old phonograph
And the worn out plastic albums, all stored away

I tried to play them, with all those clicks and pops
But I can't take it
I want that scratchy sound to sto-o-o-op

It didn't used to hurt my ears
But then neither did those beers, I drank with you
I like them here to have and hold
As the vinyl rots and gets all moldy gray

Now my collection has been sold on Ebay
And now I've nothing but a hundred bucks today

Every time I hear CD's
I'm reminded of the LP's I gave away
For I still have my old phonograph
And the worn out plastic albums, I cannot play


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Johnny D - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Time to Face the Vinyl Frontier.
Rick C - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I had put all of my old LPs into my basement and, they all got mould. I had to throw out about 400 of them. Live and learn. 555
Larry Hensley - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I've never owned a record, but I still really like this parody. 555's
Paul Robinson - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Long time, no talk...I'm actually using all my old vinyl LP's...I have them under my CD player Speakers (they are 'shelf-size') so that they are high enough for the sound to go directly at my mic head...for those voice-overlays you hate so much...lol...but it keeps them nice and dry, anyway. 5's on this one...
Rick D - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul, Hi. What's up with Whatfreaks? And when are we goin' out on a double date?
Ravyn Rant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody - fun to sing. Am I the only one who still uses her turntable?

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