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Song Parodies -> "Only Phew!"

Original Song Title:

"Only You"

Original Performer:

Ringo, Harry Connick, Jr., others

Parody Song Title:

"Only Phew!"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Only you can make a seismic fart
Only you can make the Richter chart
Only you and your fat ass
Can kill me like you doo
And blow apart your shorts, yes only you

Only you can taint the atmosphere
Yeah, it’s true you have a mighty rear
When you bend and squeeze, I feel that breeze
It’s tragic what you doo
When that stream comes through
My Hon, it’s only you

Only you, are grossest of all men
Man, it’s true, I hate that Dutch oven
When you eat those beans, the sofa steams
Amazing what you doo
When that stream comes through
My Hon, it’s only phew!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
If "taint the atmosphere" is based on a real person, and you've inhaled some of that, I'm sure that explains a lot... :-)
2Eagle - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
That part about the Richter chart was the best. Happy belated 4th of Jly.
McKludge - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
nothin' beats good fart joke. 555
Tim Hall - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Flatuence at its finest!
Rick D - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
A friend of mine sent an Email to me. A very important event happened 50 years ago today. John Lennon and Paul McCartney met.

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