Went down to Hades the night I died
It's not so bad, I'm thinking they lied
Devil was sweet, a nice guy to meet
Lots of cute girls, all out on the street

All of a sudden, I turned pasty white
I was hit with a sound, filled with fright
Clapping my ears, I knew I was f***ed
Please not this, oh that disco sucked

(SATANIC VOICE)
Ah, you're mine buddy!
You're gonna hear Donna Summer!
Ha ha ha ha ha

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Disco, disco sucks!

(SATAN)
Now the Bay City Rollers!

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Disco, disco sucks!

(SATAN)
Now you're down, buddy!

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Outta luck, and now you're stuck, disco

(SATAN) Disco!
(Backup Lawyers) Disco!

SATAN) Disco!
(Backup Lawyers) Disco!

ALL:
Disco SUCKS!
(SATAN)
Ah, you're mine, buddy, oh buddy, it's the Seventies, ha ha ha ha

Then my eardrums popped, but it did me no good
It just got louder, I knew that it would
So I turned my head and then upchucked
I'm cooked..

(SATAN)
Everybody listen to

ALL:
Disco! Disco sucks!
ALL:
Disco! Disco sucks

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Now you're screwed!

(SATAN)
'Ternity!

(Backup Lawyers)
Start dancin' dude!

(SATAN)
I'm so happy that you're here!

(NIXON VOICE)
Just my luck!

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Disco!

(NIXON VOICE)
I not crook!

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco, disco disco

(NIXON VOICE)
Did I do all that much?

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco sucks!

(SATAN)
You're welcome

(Backup Lawyers)
Disco, disco, sucks
(Etc, etc, for all time in the afterlife..)