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Song Parodies -> "We Are the Grampians"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Are the Grampians"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We spawn the Tay
Don and the Dee
Pushed forth Ben Nevis
And created Macdui
We have snowflakes
Why, quite a few...
We stand in air so grand
Picts saw our face
And Gaels too
And our features go up and up and up and up

We are the Grampians - big bens
Our chill peaks of granite, you ascend
We are the Grampians
We are the Grampians
Cairngorms o'erbrooder
'Cus we are the Grampians all upwhorled

We're Monadh Miongaig
Near Lochaber Hills
Gnaeus fought the Caledonians
At Aviemore it snows a bit
You take some spills
You can ski or sled all frozen
More pleasures choose
Rock-climbers can go rappelling upon our whole looming face
Enjoy great lofty views
And our features go up and up and up and up

We are the Grampians - big bens
We've gneiss, schists and quartzite as our beds
We are the Grampians
We are the Grampians
Big time protruders
'Cus we are the Grampians all upwhorled

There's also Grampians (no glens)
Aussies appellating and En Zed
They too have Grampians
They too have Grampians
Kinda confusier
To be other Grampians...

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Dylan Baranski - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Aw, I thought this song was about old grampas!
John Barry - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Another polymathic wonder.
Adagio - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
uh....it's a mountain, right? That and the snowflakes are all I understood. : D But it was on target pace-wise. 5's
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
you've hit a peak with this one
Stuart McArthur - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
what - there are OTHER Grampians? - I cracked up just at the title you two - brilliant - 555
AFW - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This mounts to 555
Ann Hammond - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
John Jenkins - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
The hills are alive ... with the humor of Merry and Pippin. Very clever.
mandamoo - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This rocked along nicely :)
Meriadoc - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!

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