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Song Parodies -> "Flat Bottomed Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Flat Bottomed Girls"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Sung from the viewpoint of a girl with curvaceous sisters, upset she never had a song to celebrate her skinny-ness, and hell-bent on lyrical revenge!
Aaaah - gluteus maximus so slight
Aaaah - there's no jumbo ass in sight
Aaaah - I'm gonna settle beyond doubt
Flat bottomed girls
Ain't got so much to shift around

I deny that skinny's bad
Think those big round girls are mad
Still have a life AND I can fit my jeanery
Sitting on their big fat fannies
How'll they look when they are grannies?
Forty's comin'! Rump's not a tad coy part of thee!

Weigh! Weigh!

Have one cream bun, it expands
To put out fires, on them you land
When you were walkin', I saw Tuesday start to sway!
Yet I can stand with back to wall
Crawl under fence to get a ball
I look backwards and can see my feet just fine

Ooooh! When you stand - takes all your might
Ooooh! When you walk your ass cheeks fight
Yoooou couldn't give more than you got
Impossible! The laws of physics might run 'ground
Flat bottomed girls, they have advantages, I've found

Splayed derriere...

Wow! - Your porkage is a-dome
Get Weight Watchers on the phone
My pert bum's no match for your convexity (no llano!)
Oh, butts like yours always floor us
Filled out like brontosaurus
Heap big woman you got a fundament X 3
Big split bits!

Ooooh! Your heinie blocks most line of sight (geez!)
Ooooh! Mine needs use of theodolite!
Yooours... from suit of armor, would pop out
Flat bottomed girls, yeah, our posterior's not round
Flat bottomed girls, ours don't make resonating sounds

Yours can park bikes inside!

Oooh yeah them flat bottomed girls
Flat bottomed girls
Nice and concave!
Flat bottomed girls
Less breasts?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 30

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   4
 4   0
 5   23

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mandamoo - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That was absolutely hysterical ! Brilliant lines all through ! Well done as usual M&P ! Er..and..fanny means something different where I'm from....hee hee......;-D
Ashkicksass - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"When you walk your ass cheeks fight'" made me LOL!!
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's simply on the basis of "Mine needs use of theodolite!" Butt this parody would probably not please that ancient Roman back-door man, Caesar Gluteus Maximus.
alvin rhodes - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
nice 180 degree turnaround from the original...5s
John Barry - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody; great use of vocabulary.
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Entertaining. The anti-Sir Mix-a-lot song!
The Great Karlando - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That was asspecially hilarious.
Phil Alexander - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful, M&P. :-)
Peregrin - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, it was sort of fun to write!
Johnny Crap - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
"Forty's comin'! Rump's not a tad coy part of thee!" Brilliant, brilliant.

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