She blazed across the country
Bashing Barack as she went,
Until the crowd came out to vote,
And back north she was sent.

The press had turned against her,
So the gov'ner flew away.
Then she called out for another round
Before she'd fade away.

And so she toured Alaska,
Preaching how Barack was failin,
But only to those "true" folk
Spoke the whiter Sarah Palin

She said "They're out to get us,
But my "truths" will set you free,
Though my deck is short some playing cards,
The facts will not stop me.

With my daughter Bristol / virgin,
We'll be back out on the trail;
Obama, you're a goner -
With minds still closed we shall not fail.