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1. Da Vinci Code by Daniel Brown, a bestseller I see.
They said that Jesus married Magdeline. Caused contreversy.
They know That Jesus never married and he has no French kings
by his side.
I know that Leonardo written backwards until he died.

Chorus- And though I should see something to find like a sea gull
basted in wine.

2. Da Vinci Code who's hand is that, the one with the sharp knife?
It wasn't Judas' hands nor Peter's maybe It's from dead guy.
You see this monk was in the Louve in Paris and he was killed
and was robbed.
And his quest for the Holy Grail should be in a film of 'Monty
Python.'

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3. Da Vinci Code, there is no time. In the Last Supper now.
Where would James be if that was Magdeline, is he getting
matzoh?
And the book just has no facts just only empty lies.
Leonardo made a masterpeice and now he has died.

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Audience Applauds When Song Ends