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Song Parodies -> "Cops Kicked My Door"

Original Song Title:

"Conquistador"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Procol Harum

Parody Song Title:

"Cops Kicked My Door"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

cops kicked my door...batons in hand
they swarm my property
it looks like i'll be jailed right now
i'll be in custody
i see their armor-plated vests
its nonsense...i ain't mean
they seek grass in my place
there are no signs which can be seen

and though they hope for something to find
they can see no...evident signs

cops kicked my door...the doorjamb splits
flashing their silver shields
and though i'm kinda scared right now
the man can't find my weed
and though their drooling dogs parade
they have not plundered still
the bust was squashed...they had no case
i'm shaking...nearly ill

and though they hope for something to find
they can see no...evident signs

cops kicked my door...expecting crime
i remain circumspect
and though they threw some fear, its true
they leave now with regret
but in a room right down the hall
there is a small hole in the wall
and though they came, i still get high
they did not conquer...stoned, am i

and though they hope for something to find
they can see no...evident signs




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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Adagio - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, alvin. 5's!! Of course, I love the OS too.
Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
yes, me too, and "Cops kicked my door" to "conquistador" is a nice match - 555
John Barry - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job (and title) on a fairly obscure OS.
alvin rhodes - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks adagio, stuart and john, for takin' a look
AFW - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job of outsmartin' the cops, there Alvin..555
alvin rhodes - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Meriadoc - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good as always Alvin!
alvin rhodes - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It couldn't be better than my parody,"Some Stupid Dorks".

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