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Song Parodies -> "Earl Scheib"

Original Song Title:

"He's So Shy"

Original Performer:

Pointer Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Earl Scheib"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When I first saw my car door dented there,
I wanted to scream and then to swear
My favorite ride, it looked damaged to me
I went to call the local police
Then my insurance turned me away
They told me that they would not pay
That's when I knew, I was royally screwed
But I had some buddies who knew about this dude:

Earl Scheib!
Earl Scheib!
He'll paint any car for twenty-nine ninety-five!
Earl Scheib!
Earl Scheib!
Any car $29.95!!!

Now I can't see at all during the night
'Cause he painted over the headlights
And I'm so glad, I took the time
to tape up the windows and the sides!
He can still do things on my cart
If only the darn thing would just start
Each time I see, Diamond Gloss quality
That never stops reminding me:

Earl Scheib! (its so chintzy looking)
Earl Scheib! (but better than scratches and dings)
Any car for twenty-nine ninety-five!
Earl Scheib! I'm so glad I got to know him
Earl Scheib! Cause he don't cost a million
And I love what he did to my ride!
Yes I do!

Earl Scheib!
Earl Scheib!

Any car for $29.95!

Earl Scheib!
Earl Scheib!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Earl Scheib - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this one was from the 80s? In your defense however, TOS was probably recorded in '79 so the parody police shouldn't ding you. 5,5,5

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