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Song Parodies -> "the Mall (Complete)"

Original Song Title:

"the Wall"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"the Mall (Complete)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Well, here it is: In its entirety, my full-scale lampoon of one of my all time favorite albums. This took me nine months to create, so this has been a long, laborious process, but more than anything, it's been great fun. This has helped me as a parodist, and really gave me something unique to focus on for the duration of it's writing. I've gotta send a huge, huge thanks to both Agrimorfee and Yoidy, who have read this beast all the way through. Thanks dudes, for all the comments/feedback, and all the 5's LOL. If you haven't read this before, I hope you enjoy it. Thanks!
In the Mall? originally "In the Flesh?"
the High Price originally "the Thin Ice"
All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Pt. 1 originally "Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 1"
the Crappiest Days of Our Lives originally "the Happiest Days of Our Lives"
All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Pt. 2 originally "Another Brick In the Wall, Pt. 2"
Mother originally "Mother"
Goodbye, Paycheck originally "Goodbye, Blue Sky"
Empty Faces originally "Empty Faces"
After Getting Fired originally "Young Lust"
This Place Shall Burn! originally "One Of My Turns"
Don't Throw Me Out originally "Don't Leave Me Now"
All Of the Pricks In the Mall, Pt. 3 originally "Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 3"
Goodbye Chain Stores originally "Goodbye Cruel World"
Cold Brew originally "Hey You"
Are There Any Malls Around Here? originally "Is There Anybody Out There?"
No Stores Worth Crap originally "Nobody Home"
Boredom originally "Vera"
Bring My Boy Back Home originally "Bring the Boys Back Home"
Mall-Dwelling Scum originally "Comfortably Numb"
the Woe Just Goes On originally "the Show Must Go On"
In the Mall originally "In the Flesh"
Spend Like Hell originally "Run Like Hell"
Taking Back the Mall originally "Waiting for the Worms"
Shop originally "Stop"
the Aisle originally "the Trial"
Outside the Mall originally "Outside the Wall"

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Yoidy - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Great! Now you can go on tour. Have a happy Thanksgiving holiday!
Chris Pollman - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy! I'm just now checking this, but hopefully you had a great Thanksgiving too! haha....of course, I got fat haha
Agrimorfee - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Roger Waters should be proud of Chris...and so should you. Pink Floyd fans, check it out.
Chris Pollman - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Why thank you, Agrimorfee! Haha, and Pink Floyd fans - when you're done checking this out, I suggest you check out Agrimorfee's "Wall" lampoons as well. Great stuff!
Jaysherman - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
It would be interesting that since parody movies are coming out in droves every summer, (e.g. Disaster Movie) why "The Mall" wouldn't grace the silver screen or go straight to DVD. Especially since controversy always seems to sell a movie. It might even work as an indie film. Oh well, live the dream.
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I've thought about making a movie now and then...but that's a bigger pipe dream than actually recording this work!
Chris Pollman - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, surprised to see some recent activity on here. After two years even, haha. Just checked back for the sake of it and saw these new comments. neat.

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