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Song Parodies -> "The Crappiest Days Of Our Lives"

Original Song Title:

"The Happiest Days Of Our Lives"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"The Crappiest Days Of Our Lives"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Floyd is now an adolescent, working a vending stand in the Food Court. He and his buds are griping about the woes of being a teenager, and having to work at a greasy fast food joint all day.
(Boss: You! Yes, you! I told you no free re-fills!)

When I wake up and go to work,
There are certain problems that are
Always bugging me; about my job

(Sound of a soda being tossed on someone in the background)

Like pouring all this ketchup
On this five day old hot dog...
And re-filling every soda
Oh it's tiring, this whole big g*d-da*n slog
But in the mall it was well known
When we went home for the night
The boss's fat and geriatric wife would smash him
Within inches of his life!

Ooohh, oooh ooohhh..
Ooooh, ooohh, ooohhh...
(Seuge into next song)

not too sure about the end...couldnt really think of anything good for the "teachers wives thrashing them" part, so...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, Chris, this was kinda a step below in terms of ideas by last stanza. In fact, this should be 444, not 544. Again, take my advice and start a message board thread for help before you officially submit.

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