-> "Pillsbury Dough"
Original Song Title:
"Solsbury Hill"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pillsbury Dough"
The Lyrics
Poking at that Pillsbury dough
I could see that muffin rise
In the pan it was to go
Suddenly developed eyes
Stood right up and looked at me
Thought someone was playing games
Then I heard a high "hee-hee"
"Poppin Fresh" told me his names
My heart began it's palpitation
Must have been my wild imagination
My head going 'shroom 'shroom 'shroom
"Man" I said "Must have eaten
One bad one of those"
I took up cooking for the peace
Needed hobbies for my nerves
Looking at that pan I greased
I just wanted bread to serve
Now I got this little dude
Smiling big wearing a hat
Didn't want to be too rude
But thought he was kind of fat
I thought cameras were somewhere near
My reaction for all to see and hear
My head thinking, broom, broom, broom
"Where?" I said "Need to find it,
Need to beat someone
Yeah, someone
Finally dealt with pastry guy
Shoved him in and set the dial
Watched the temp'rature get high
Saw him lose that silly smile
Soon the screams faded away
In the oven he would bake
Got more dishes on the way
Had the other food to make
Today I made a big decision
I guess I watch too much television
My mind going room, room, room
"Hey" I said, "I just need to clear
My brain from T.V. ads"
Yeah, those ads
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