Song Parodies -> Bale of Hay
| Original Song Title: | "Show Me the Way" |
| Original Performer: | Peter Frampton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bale of Hay" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Obviously, the word "Bale" is two syllables. When singers sing "I want you" it often sounds like "I won't chew". And off we go....
I wander "round this pasture
A bell around my neck
And no one here to moo to "cept the grass
What then am I eatin'?
Of stomachs I've got four
There has to be some cud that I can chew
The cubes are out there sunning
But boy, this chow it really blows
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew- this bale of hay
Well, I've seen every season
From living on this farm
And sometimes I get tipped, by smart-ass kids
I'm swishing off the horseflies
I'm poopin' out a mound
There has to be a herd, and I'm a part
That farmer is now kneeling
And now he's squeezin' down below
I won't chew- this bale of hay (in my way)
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew, tastin' like cla-ay
Oh, no I must be dreamin"
I'm goin' up a ramp
I can't believe this is happening to me
They're taking me for "meating"
They're really showing me no love
I won't chew- this bale of hay (beef today)
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew, tongue went aw-ay
I won't chew- this bale of hay (ribs go splay)
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew, after today-ay
A bell around my neck
And no one here to moo to "cept the grass
What then am I eatin'?
Of stomachs I've got four
There has to be some cud that I can chew
The cubes are out there sunning
But boy, this chow it really blows
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew- this bale of hay
Well, I've seen every season
From living on this farm
And sometimes I get tipped, by smart-ass kids
I'm swishing off the horseflies
I'm poopin' out a mound
There has to be a herd, and I'm a part
That farmer is now kneeling
And now he's squeezin' down below
I won't chew- this bale of hay (in my way)
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew, tastin' like cla-ay
Oh, no I must be dreamin"
I'm goin' up a ramp
I can't believe this is happening to me
They're taking me for "meating"
They're really showing me no love
I won't chew- this bale of hay (beef today)
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew, tongue went aw-ay
I won't chew- this bale of hay (ribs go splay)
I won't chew- this bale of hay
I won't chew, after today-ay
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