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Song Parodies -> "Buy A Fridge For Your Troubled Daughter"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Buy A Fridge For Your Troubled Daughter"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics


Sir, your daughter's slacking off
When her meat thaws on the shelf, I have to dry it off.
I'm her roommate, and times are tough
And jobs just can't be found.
Buy a fridge for your troubled daughter
Before she drives me nuts.
Buy a fridge for your troubled daughter
Before I break your nuts!

Your daughter's down and out,
Almost living on the street,
When evening comes, we eat
Macaroni and cheese.
Please do your part,
This room smells bad,
The odor is all around!
Buy a fridge for your troubled daughter
Before we both pass out.
Buy a fridge for your troubled daughter
Before I take you out!

She was daddy's girl,
I can tell.
Your time has come to pony up,
So our ground beef don't go to waste.
Waste no more time,
She needs a helping hand,
Or I will whip your behind!
Buy a fridge for your troubled daughter,
So I can do my chores.
Buy a fridge for your troubled daughter
Or I might steal yours!
[musical interlude]
Or I might steal yours!
2003 Michael W. McVey

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Johnny D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, challenging song to do.
Jude Rodamer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
All 5s I really liked this one..not just smiled but actually laughed out loud!

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