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Song Parodies -> "Chess"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Chess"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Chess! Chess!

Chess! I can almost remember
My eyes were glazin'
Last time you told me that
You were going to be moving that rook
Yes, chess! I think by now I
Could have written a whole book
Chess! Chess!

Chess! Will I soon grow as old
As the Coliseum?
How come you told me that
This game was gonna be fun?
And chess, it's only feedin'
My desire to do something else
Chess! Yeech!

Still waiting! This game will suck my lifeblood
Still waiting! This game will suck my lifeblood
Still waiting. Hours later...

Chess!

Yes chess, it's only feedin'
All my desire to do something else
Chess! Bleech!

Still waiting! This game will suck my lifeblood
Still waiting! This game will suck my lifeblood
Still waiting. Hours later...

Chess! Run my hands through my hair
And make mournful faces
Lean back in my chair and I'll
Stare with my eyes to the sky
And chess, yes it's only feedin'
All my desire to do something else
Chess! Yeech!

And chess! You know I think I
Am gonna end up cat-a-ton-ic!

CHECK!

Finally over. Oh finally over. Yes!

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Stray Pooch - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice hobbitses made a preciousss parody!!! LOL!. Sorry, went into Smeagol mode there for a bit. Pretty good one, guys!
Jeremy Otto - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
As someone who is (or was) a chess freak (I was VP of the chess club in college) I found your parody quite amusing! All fives!
mandamoo - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Mate ! Yet another great one people ! : )
Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Just starting to look at your stuff, and it's good! This one makes far more sense than Paul's original, and I haven't seen it done. And I even like chess.

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