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Song Parodies -> "Uncle Fester/Bill-i-ard Ballsey"

Original Song Title:

"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Uncle Fester/Bill-i-ard Ballsey"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More Addams family
You're so hairless, Uncle Fester
You're so hairless, just that white skin on your brain
You're so hairless, Uncle Fester
And you're sort of overweight
And I believe that you're insane

You're so hairless and we haven't seen the Thing all day
You're so hairless, Uncle Fester
But if Cousin Itt should drop in, he might loan you some of his

(You're so hairless, Uncle Fester
And that light bulb in your mouth looks bright today
You're so hairless, Uncle Fester
And Morticia has a boil that I must now go pop away)

Gomez has a daughter (slaughter)
Pugsley's gonna die
Gomez has a daughter (slaughter)
Pugsley's gonna die

Bill-i-ard Ballsey, it just won't grow
Got shadows under eyes like Green Day's Billy Joe
I had another look and he reminded me so
Of a gutter guy

(The gutter kicked him out so we put him on a show)

Gomez has a daughter (slaughter)
Pugsley's gonna fry
Gomez has a daughter (slaughter)
Pugsley's gonna fry

Lurch not little, he a butler, talkin' low (Talkin' low)
And he move a little slow,
He not little, eight foot fo'
Lurch not little, he a butler, talkin' low (Talkin' low)
And he move a little slow,
He not little, eight foot fo'

Gomez has a daughter (slaughter)
Pugsley, say goodbye
Gomez has a daughter (slaughter)
Pugsley, say goodbye



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Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A damn family parody at long last. I'll rate this one G5.
John Barry - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, Rick.
Rick C - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightfully macabre. Three Phibes, Doctor. 555
Kristof Robertson - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, I think you've got the Official Amiright Addams Family Parodist role sewn up...great job! 555
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahh, now you're "Cousin Rick" .... *shudder*
Steve K. - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good point. Fester's got no hair, and Itt has nothing but hair. I wonder how this would sound with Lurch playing harpsichord and singing the backup bass vocals.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
The thing is... I DKTOS but had to enjoy this anyway. (OK, so that pun was lame).
Adagio - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, loved this! The words and OS seem to go perfectly wacky with that family... :)
Rex - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Scary good!
Alyssa - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet satisfaction. "Got shadows under eyes like Green Day's Billie Joe" - too true!... 555

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