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Song Parodies -> "Another 'J'"

Original Song Title:

"Another Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Another 'J'"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is sort of dated even though I just wrote it. Supposedly Paul is very anti-drug now, but he used do plenty of marijuana, and got in trouble. Musically as well as legally.
Every day I roll another joint, I take a puff
Then I go and write a song and tell myself this is good stuff
Then smoke another "J"
Buy another baggy
Rollin' up those "doobs"
Playin' my piano, singin "blue notes"
Ah, I smoked another "J"

At my office is the papers where I roll some more
Need to fill my time up
For this rock star life is such a bore
I smoke another "J"
Puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff
I smoke another "J"
Puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff
I smoke another "J"

So stoned so stoned
Sometimes I get so stoned
The life of the party I was
Till I went to Japan and met customs fuzz

Oh, stayed in a small cell
Was no fun, had no weed
Had my habit to feed
So bad
Worst ten days I have had

As I head into the studio to play a track
Thousand bucks an hour and I'm giggling
And flat on my back
I smoked another "J"
Puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff
I smoked another "J"
Puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff
I smoked another "J"

So stoned so stoned
Sometimes I get so stoned
Alone in the bathroom I sit
My career and my lungs need another hit

Wow, brain cells are gone
There they were, yesterday
Now they've all gone away
No fad
No way to be a dad

Every day I roll another joint I take a puff
Then I go and write a song and tell myself this is good stuff
Then smoke another "J"
Eyes are getting' baggy
Where'd I put my keys?
Now I can't remember any lyrics

I smoked another "J"
Puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff
I smoked another "J"
Puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff
I smoked another "Jaaaaaayyyyyyyy"

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Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sir Paul, clean and sober...hooray!
Ravyn Rant - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This is my pick for today's best, and there were a lot of good ones today! Thanks for providing new lyrics for one of the corniest songs ever written.
Tim Hall - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul and Linda smoked lots of marijuana!
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
even funnier than your other one today..this cracked me up...5s
Meriadoc - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
So THAT's why Paul's lyrics were always so incredibly silly....
Paul Robinson - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - 5's from another Paul (albeit a much less wealthy one) who has forsaken the killer weed - just kidding about the "killer" connotation, but, yes, I stopped several years ago...found I didn't enjoy disorientation and incoherence as much as I used to. It really zombies me out.

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