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Song Parodies -> "(Too Much) Cholesterol at Breakfasttime"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Christmastime"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"(Too Much) Cholesterol at Breakfasttime"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

The morning's here, the grill is on
Bacon and eggs, can't get enough
Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime
Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime

The sun is up, it's shining rays
Sausage is yum, this time of day
Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime
Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime

Looks like the children brought their own
Ding dongs, Ding dongs, Ding dongs, burp!
NO-NO-NO-NO
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO
DUMB-DUMB, DUMB-DUMB, DUMB-DUMB

We're eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime
Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime

The word is out, about the town
Butter the panckaes, and don't look down!

Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime

The pack of children loosen their belts
For lunch they'll have patty melts, and
Ding dongs, Ding dongs
Ding dongs, Ding dongs
Ding dongs, Ding dongs, Ding dongs

The morning's here, the grill is on
Bacon and eggs, can't get enough

Eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime
We're eating too much cholesterol at breakfasttime

The moon is out, the ground beef's tough
We're here tonight, can't get enough

Eating too much cholesterol at dinnertime
Eating too much cholesterol at dinnertime
Eating too much cholesterol at dinnertime

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Breakfasttime
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Rick D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
The idea that you mention eating bacon in a McCartney song is funny. (see all four versions of "Scrambled Eggs")
pickle - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Fab Macca being a vegetarian and all that. Wasn't it George who in 'Piggies' had the little piggies 'using forks and knives to eat their bacon' too?
Rick D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes it was, pickle. I've noticed that since Linda died, you don't hear much about Paul and his vegetarianism. Now it's all about land mines, Heather Mills' cause.

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