Song Parodies -> Havin' Five Babies

Original Song Title:	"Having My Baby"
Original Performer:	Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:	"Havin' Five Babies"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

havin' five babies
what a chubby waist displayin'...how much they stuff me
havin' five babies
what a risky game i'm playin'..how it will disrupt me
i can feel them...sure are growin'
they will grow to giant size...and nothing can slow 'em

crap ! ...i'm havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
they're fertility drugs
and the drugs sure were coarsin' through me

they're there inside me...you see 'em showin'
whoa...a herd inside me...babies gonna start a-growin'
and the pappy...don't know yet......

that i'm havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies
they're fertility drugs
and the drugs sure were coarsin' through me

quintet set of people...didn't mean to do it
i shoulda kept it down from five
but i didn't do it...but i shoulda knew it

now, i'm havin' five babies
i was trouble enough
now my love won't be speakin' to me
havin' five babies
drugs were doin' their stuff
all at once, they were leakin' through me

havin' five babies
what a chubby waist displayin'...how much they stuff me
havin' five babies
i'm a woman on drugs
and the drugs sure did wonders to me
havin' five babies

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment

555. There's a pun about "fives" coming up by another voter, and I'm not gonna do it. Wait for it...

Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Once again you delivered this well-good luck with the kids-lol.

carol - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment

I know this song and know that it's paced well and funny. 5 rattles along with the three 5's.

alvin rhodes - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks dutchman red ant and carol

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin, Did You Know Paul Anka Covered Smells Like Teen Spirit?

PMS - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Loved this one. Gives me an idea along these lines... Thanks!

LucidLupin LeeBee - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Fives all round

Larry Hensley - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Really hilarious one.

alvin rhodes - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks green bloodied hound dogs (i had no idea)...PMS, leebee and larry

Lurker - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you for not making this a pro-abortion parody (just as the original song was pro-life).

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Song Parodies -> Havin' Five Babies

"Having My Baby"

Paul Anka

"Havin' Five Babies"

Alvin Rhodes

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