Song Parodies -> Rats on the Doormat
| Original Song Title: | "(You're) Having My Baby" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Anka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rats on the Doormat" |
| Parody Written by: | 2Eagle |
Here I go murdering another smarmy song. It is a duet for Jon and Garfield because I thought of that comic strip first, but it could include Bucky and Rob.
JON: You brought me a rat-tie -
What a catlike way of showing how much you love me!
Doin' your duty -
Your own way of remembering that it is Fathers' Day!
I know you love me - hear you purring -
Stick your butt in my face - no better way of showing...
BOTH: You're my precious kitty.
GARFIELD: You're the human I love and I know you adore me!
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: Who needs other humans when you are owned by me!
JON: I pick up furballs, I do not mind it -
Scoop poopies from the catbox, brush hair off the carpet -
I'm so grateful you love me! And you're...
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm equal to you and I'm one of the family.
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm a superior being and you really do deserve me!
JON: Just had to keep you -
Who could resist you?
I could have had children,
But they can't purr like you, and don't have fur like you!
BOTH: And you're my precious kitty.
JON: You sit on the back fence and caterwaul the night away.
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm the baaaaaaaadest cat and I keep varmits away!
JON: Rats on the doormat (being a good cat)
The ultimate compliment coming from a cat.
What a catlike way of showing how much you love me!
Doin' your duty -
Your own way of remembering that it is Fathers' Day!
I know you love me - hear you purring -
Stick your butt in my face - no better way of showing...
BOTH: You're my precious kitty.
GARFIELD: You're the human I love and I know you adore me!
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: Who needs other humans when you are owned by me!
JON: I pick up furballs, I do not mind it -
Scoop poopies from the catbox, brush hair off the carpet -
I'm so grateful you love me! And you're...
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm equal to you and I'm one of the family.
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm a superior being and you really do deserve me!
JON: Just had to keep you -
Who could resist you?
I could have had children,
But they can't purr like you, and don't have fur like you!
BOTH: And you're my precious kitty.
JON: You sit on the back fence and caterwaul the night away.
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm the baaaaaaaadest cat and I keep varmits away!
JON: Rats on the doormat (being a good cat)
The ultimate compliment coming from a cat.
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Purrfect.......5s
Garfield ftw!
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