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Song Parodies -> "Irony Man (If Ozzy Had Sung "Ironic")"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Irony Man (If Ozzy Had Sung "Ironic")"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

For the Younglings, what Im doing here is called a "smoosh" where you use one artist's melody to sing another's lyrics, or lyrical theme ... in this case Ozzy channels Alanis Morrisette
(DA DAAH!) .. I am IRONY MAN!! .. (DA DAAH)

Has he lost his head
Rain is falling on day he's wed
Can he smoke at all
"No smoke" notice does cast a pall

Did he meet his fate
Death row pardon comes minutes late
He just rolls his eyes
Why should we give him good advice

Stuck in traffic jam
"Already late" makes double wham
When he needs a knife
10K spoons are source of strife

Is it ironic
He just thinks that it is
A bit too ironic
He really thinks that it is

Now the time is right
He embarks on his first flight
Calmness at demise
Tells the people that its nice

Is it ironic
He just thinks that it is
Bit too ironic
He really thinks that it is

Ninety eight years old
Ups his wealth one hundred fold
Now his life is gay
Lotto Man dies next day

The key to humor, I think, is to match the most dischordant artists or songs that you can

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