-> "Spear Hit In The Thigh"
Original Song Title:
"Sprit In The Sky"
Parody Song Title:
"Spear Hit In The Thigh"
The Lyrics
No invite for today at the fete
Sorta woeful is fate that I’ve met
Stunned and flayed and bound with vine
Goin' to sup with a spear hit in the thigh
Goin' to sup with a spear hit in the thigh
Beware of cannibals when they dine
When they dine I will be sore distressed
Banquet won’t see me placed as a guest!
Prepared in pot in which I was thrust
Gonna be with blended cheeses
So you know for want of ‘spry’
They’re gonna apprehend me
With a spear hit in the thigh
Gonna apprehend me
With a spear hit in the thigh
They heat that caldron slow - it’s goodbye
Ample pain, when the skewers they impressed
I’m gonna go on their plate, to ingest...
Severed limbs for dinner - severed limbs
I’ll be in blended cheeses
They adore that manna pie
I’ll supplement their grub ‘cus
O’ spear hit in the thigh
Oh lemme tell you, I’m so dissatisfied
That for the main course, I’ve qualified
When I’m fried and with herbs, have been dressed
I'm gonna glow so their taste buds are blessed
I’ll be buffets they digest
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