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Song Parodies -> "Lotta Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Lotta Love"

Original Performer:

Nicolette Larsen

Parody Song Title:

"Lotta Blood"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I'm gonna take a lotta blood
My name is Dracula
I'm gonna take a lotta blood
A haemo-globin star
It's your corpuscular inflections
They did not escape my eye
Your neck needs inspection
From teeth of I...

I'm gonna take a lotta blood
I'll get a fill tonight
And when I've slaked your jugular
Just know it's lust, not spite
Though, if you, of me are stating
"A European loon"
There's no point 'bout complainin', my attitude

Wanna lotta blood
Gotta lotta blood

It's gonna take a lotta blood
To sate my crave for gore
Desanguination ain't too tough
It's Transylvanior
I wanna drink a lotta blood
Don't wanna think o' clotted blood
A pumpin' coronary thud
I'm gonna make aortas flood...

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Royce Miller - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Strange that you posted a parody today--I was thinking about you two in the wee hours of the morning--scary, huh?
Lee Yo - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Bloody marvelous.
alvin rhodes - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
love the vampire parodies....i've visited nicolette's grave...5s
John Barry - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on an overlooked OS.
Lee Yo - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Hm, Alvin -- til you mentioned it, I didn't even realize Nicolette was dead.
Johnny D - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Clots of great lines!
mandamoo - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Your parodies never suck and this is no exception ! Excellent job !
Meriadoc - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone! :-)
Ford - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Excelllenttt

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