Song Parodies -> Fart of Mold
| Original Song Title: | "Heart of Gold" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Young |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fart of Mold" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Rotondo |
Air to the Throne.
I want to squeeze, just as I please
I’ve acid reflux with a fart of mold.
It’s these explosions I will release
That keeps me lonely due to farts of mold.
And my butt’s on hold.
Keeps on lingering for hours untold.
That’s my fart of mold.
I’ve been real gaseous, I’ve been obnoxious
I’ve emptied rooms with a fart of mold.
It’s Burger King’s fault, fries, Whopper, big malt.
That keeps intestines filled with methane bold.
Almost toilet-rolled.
Keeps me lurching for a fart of mold
Just can’t be controlled.
I keep on lurching for a fart of mold.
Keeps on lingering for hours untold.
That keeps me lonely due to farts of mold.
Darn near toilet-rolled.
I’ve acid reflux with a fart of mold.
It’s these explosions I will release
That keeps me lonely due to farts of mold.
And my butt’s on hold.
Keeps on lingering for hours untold.
That’s my fart of mold.
I’ve been real gaseous, I’ve been obnoxious
I’ve emptied rooms with a fart of mold.
It’s Burger King’s fault, fries, Whopper, big malt.
That keeps intestines filled with methane bold.
Almost toilet-rolled.
Keeps me lurching for a fart of mold
Just can’t be controlled.
I keep on lurching for a fart of mold.
Keeps on lingering for hours untold.
That keeps me lonely due to farts of mold.
Darn near toilet-rolled.
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Love your "Young" work!
Smells like a fiver...
What a great title! The rest was too - 555 - as long as I don't have to be in the room with you.
Thanks Mark and Timmy, it's just a dramatization for the sake of parody, I'm "usually" well-mannered.
Hilarious title.
This is the 107th parody to sub fart for heart in the OS title - - - still funny, tho - - - 5-5-5
You're keeping track?
Farts are wonderfully universal and thankfully the burp and fart have seperate exits. Like the opening lyrics of Wooden Ships: "If you smile at me I will understand cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language". Same goes for the fart. My favorite of course is the "octave" fart, miraculously going from low C to high C.
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