Is the corned beef and the cabbage done?
A little whiskey makes the dinner fun,
But every drunkard’s like the setting sun.

I roast potatoes and some carrots too,
You always upchuck when you’ve had a few,
And by dessert your face is turning blue.

I sing this song cause I’m from Sicily,
The Irish make me want to drink and pee,
Italians get their wine from Tuscany.

Well is the corned beef and the cabbage done?
A little whiskey makes the dinner fun,
But every drunkard’s like the setting sun.