You caught me snackin' at the Cineplex
I love you, candy, even more than sex
Ooh, ooh, the damage done

I bit the Snickers and the 100 Grand
I had the Nestles and another brand
Gone, gone, the damage done

I tried the Goobers and some Raisinets
To dull the craving for a cigarette
Milk Duds to keep from running out

I've seen the Skittles and the damage done
A little sugar and a lot of fun
But every Chunky's like a loaded gun

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I've seen the Skittles and the damage done
I must apologize to Neil Young
But every Chunky's like a loaded gun