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Song Parodies -> "Good Things My Fans Are Mostly Really Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"The Needle And The Damage Done"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Good Things My Fans Are Mostly Really Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

This shouldn't shock you; I'm a crashing bore
This song's so boring; it will make you snore
It ain't much fun

This song's so sh*tty; good thing you're all fans
You think it's deep but it's just really bland
I'm glad you're dumb

Bread from this song will pay for my new van
Just need you sucker's to fall for my scam
I keep on...pumping out

You see, good people, I know that you're dumb
You buy this crap because my name's Neil Young
A bunch of monkey's sitting on your thumbs...

[Mindless applause from audience]

Paul Robinson, "Above 'PAR' Parodies", 2007

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Agrimorfee - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh Paul, boo, hiss, boo! Old Neil has done much worse in his career. How can you denigrate a such sincere and remorseful tune where Young memorializes a good friend and fellow musician who lost his life due to heroin addiction?! But no song is parody proof. I'm outraged, but you are 544' skunk. :)
Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not happy that he torched Neil either, Agri, but he has a point: Neil is one of those performers that critics think can do no wrong. On the other hand, since he's the author of "Let's Impeach the President," let me point out that Bush could say the same thing about his own fans! Not a word, Mr. Van Zant...
alvin - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
i'm sure neil would even find this funny...i'm a fan of his, but this still cracks me up
Red Ant - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha! You tore this song a new one. Loved it!
Just some guy... - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
...a Southern man don't need anyhow!
Paul Robinson - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Glad you (mostly) enjoyed it. I mostly mean no disrespect to the artist's whose works I use...mostly...

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