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Song Parodies -> "Hardened Pole"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Gold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Hardened Pole"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

I want to love
I want to live
I'd go to China for a hardened pole
It's these erections I never have
That keep me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
Keeps me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old

I'd like to get wood
Not like this dead wood
I'd buy some lotion for a hardened pole
Would be a good sign, if I could find mine
But keep on searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
Keeps me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old.

Keep me searching for a hardened pole
I keep on searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old.
I'd go to China for a hardened pole

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alvin - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
made me laugh...hard...........good title switch
Johnny D - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Simple and clever.

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