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Song Parodies -> "Who Needs a Brain-Damaged Ones Dunce?"

Original Song Title:

"The Needle and the Damage Done"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Who Needs a Brain-Damaged Ones Dunce?"

Parody Written by:

Ones: Fool, Thus Mockery

The Lyrics

The rockhead knocks out a foolish ones score
Ones is moronic and a chronic bore
Oh, no! Brain-damaged Ones

Ones is a dimwit with a small brainpan
An EEG reveals a flat brain scan
Ones, a brain-damaged dunce

Ones gives a song a perfunctory scan
The dunce prejudged it, three 1s is the plan
Maybe ones simply cannot count

One should not begrudge ones from the Ones dunce
Not nice to make fun of brain-stunted runts
Ones might have muttered words once, not just grunts

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