-> "Oh, Man (Look At My Wife)"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Man (Look At My Wife)"
Oh, man, look at my wife
does not have much allure
Whoa, man, she sure could use
liposuction, for sure
So man, look at my wife
Fills the door and she warps the floor
Makes it groan and she shakes the pipes
when she walks 'cross the room
Her flaws give me pause
I am close to my last straw
I am tired of her paws
and her "hee-haws", too
Oh, man, when I look at my wife I sure cry; "boo-hoo"
She looks just like a witch; should be stirring brew
I swear that woman belongs locked up in the zoo
Giant-sized, extra-large thighs
Weighs about three-hundred pounds
Doesn't much appeal to me
In bed I just say "shoo"
At meals I'm aghast
Fat cow should be munching grass
Should have bumpers on her ass
Swear I heard her "moo"
Oh, man, when I courted my wife didn't have a clue
No way to have foreseen such a tub of goo
I was badly surprised when she became a ghoul
No, I can't stand my wife
Please, dear, do not undress
Please, dear, don't get too close
You are just too grotesque
(Instrumentals to end)
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