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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Man (Look At My Wife)"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Man (Look At My Wife)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Surprised this OS has not been used before on this site. Well, anyway - This couple has some problems - HE is badly in need of some sensitivity training - SHE, well...needs to learn a few simple exercises; like pushing AWAY from the table...
Oh, man, look at my wife
does not have much allure
Whoa, man, she sure could use
liposuction, for sure

(Instrumental break)

So man, look at my wife
Fills the door and she warps the floor
Makes it groan and she shakes the pipes
when she walks 'cross the room

Her flaws give me pause
I am close to my last straw
I am tired of her paws
and her "hee-haws", too

(Instrumental break)

Oh, man, when I look at my wife I sure cry; "boo-hoo"
She looks just like a witch; should be stirring brew
I swear that woman belongs locked up in the zoo

(Instrumental break)

Giant-sized, extra-large thighs
Weighs about three-hundred pounds
Doesn't much appeal to me
In bed I just say "shoo"

At meals I'm aghast
Fat cow should be munching grass
Should have bumpers on her ass
Swear I heard her "moo"

(Instrumental break)

Oh, man, when I courted my wife didn't have a clue
No way to have foreseen such a tub of goo
I was badly surprised when she became a ghoul

(Instrumental break)

No, I can't stand my wife
Please, dear, do not undress
Please, dear, don't get too close
You are just too grotesque

(Instrumentals to end)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 31

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Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, reminds me of a certain award-winning parody you wrote awhile back, heh heh heh...
Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hadn't thought about that, JD...you mean you think this lady might be the Sister or Cousin or something to "That Hairy Old Woman"??
Airfarcewon - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Max-funny...good job...clever work..5's
Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW...
Lionel Mertens - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Three fat fives for you
Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel.
Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
If she was a computer, her fat table would have cross linked wrinkles. Well done Paul.
alvin rhodes - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
funny and scary...5s
John Barry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that's a heavy parody.
Dee Range - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Phat 5's from me, Paul. Excellent!
Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks! appreciate it!
John Jenkins - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Paul. A lot of good lines. Why did it take a bachelor to create this parody?
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, JJ, it either had to be a bachelor or a soon-to-be-divorced married man, I guess...Thanks!
Stuart McArthur - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the woman who wanted bigger breasts, and her husband said "just wipe tissues between them for a few years." When she asked why, he said "Well it worked with your ass" - 555
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, you know, something tells me the "(not so) little woman" probably did not appreciate that suggestion too much...thanks...
Adagio - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! 5's Am I the only woman in this thread and why?
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, thanks! hmmm...I hadn't thought about that (see, there's that lack of sensitivity training rearing it's ugly head once again)...maybe...unless the person that "1'd" or "3'd" is of that gender...shoot, both my characters have their share of flaws. He's just the one who gets to talk about it in this particular song. I'm sure she has one somewhere on this site (or waiting to be written) about his multiple momentous & hideous inadequacies & faults...
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Alas, all I know of the original is the line with the title in it. But your sub for that is grrreat. Fun stuff, P-Rob.
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spaff!
Cookie-man - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Verry funny Paul! Great work! 555!
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cookie-man!
Adagio - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Here I am again. This is just as good as before; I also found a lazy, shuffling midi that goes with the parody very well and is easy to follow.
Cookie-man - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to put this in my initial comment (SOTM) :)
Rick D - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM, Can't comment, wife might see it.
Scathe - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 8O.
Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--hey Old Man...; )...this is pretty good...=) But if I were your wife and I read this I'd turn around and kick your ass!
Paul Robinson - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio/C-Man/Scathe - Thanks! Rick - the characters involved here have absolutely no resemblance to you or Spouse Mari - trust me on that - Arwen - yeah, good thing I'm not married, huh? (And this parody is probably a good reason why I am not, from BOTH points of view, come to think of it) - Thanks!
Melhi - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL!
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi - Thanks!
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm staying single, married life just seems to have too many unpleasant surprises. :-)
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Know 1 - Well, far be it from me, a batchelor, to permanently influence anyone either way...but I just submitted a piece that shows a more rewarding possibility from a marriage (although marriage is not necessarily required)...probably be up tomorrow since it looks like no new entry postings today. Thanks...
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoying the reread. "Please, dear, do not undress." Heh heh.
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks again for the look, Spaff...
Tim Mayfield - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Paul, great choice of wording.
Johnny D - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already commented - funny, Paul
Claude Prez - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title; well done. I once thought of a parody to "Cabaret" and wrote the line "Wife's been a crab all day old chum" on a note and left it lying around. My wife never looks at my stuff but of course she glanced at it while we were in a minor argument. Learned my lesson. Anyway, very good.
Peregrin - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved this Paul. Very good. I regret to inform I had to cut it just before the final three, but it was THAT close, I enjoyed.
Meriadoc - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Didn't quite tickle me, but still a good job.
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, all...
Spaff.com - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, P-Rob - A while back you left a comment on my "Mary Cheney" parody that you'd submitted one with the same title. I can't find yours. Did it disappear or am I just an idiot?
EmiLoca - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Title was an immediate 5-er for you, but the whole thing was really great. I shall continue to strive to somehow attain the Impossible Dream that is Coming Close to The Excellence of Probinson.
Jeff Reuben - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but enjoyed it!
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
SPAFF - It didn't make it to the "Amiright" Entries when I submitted it...must have been something about the "Sexual Content" rules...HOWEVER, it IS over on the "Toxic" section...otherwise known as "Whatfreaks.com"...to venture over there you may want to put on some heavy hip boots and protective gear - you might find my piece amusing...I really didn't think it was all that dirty (FYI - the version I put up there uses the word "a*s" - the one I submitted here said "aft" --- but it didn't help me get it posted (whine)...EmiLoca - Thank you VERY much - a nice compliment - Thank you, too, Jeff - glad you got a lift out of it...
martha - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul I am sure this is a work of the imagination!! ( at least hope so........ I don't think being PC is always at the top of your list of priorities ... but that applies to many writers on this site....(SOTM) on the the other hand it does come across as a very heartfelt lament......... 555! I
Paul Robinson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Martha, missed your comment back when made. No, this is NOT based on true life...I honestly would never say these things about a real person that I actually knew. Unknown passer-bys are fair game, however...thanks for looking in...

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