-> "A Fool On Mount St. Helen"
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"A Fool On Mount St. Helen"
I am up on Mount St. Helen
Taking pictures, wow, this really is cool
I am not worried; you know I'm countin'
on being bailed out by those guys who do rescues
Just like they always do
Bet it's really hot in there, that stuff sure pollutes the air
Guess when molten lava flows it could really burn your toes
The ground's shaking on this mountain
I'm not worried 'cause I'll be rescued soon
On local news my name they'll be announcing
and in the papers my picture you'll be viewin'
I'm laughin' like a loon
Now it's flowing down that side; saw small animals get fried
If this volcano does blow molten lava will then flow
Getting scared now; there's no doubtin'
Hope those rangers come and get me real soon
I'm really worried; now I am shoutin'
If this erupts I think my whole day will be ruined
I will consider suing
Now here come those melted rocks; my knees shaking, I'm in shock
This is really terrible; I am near hysterical
By hot embers I'm now showered
Now I'm howling; I think I am doomed
Climbed up a boulder, now I am poutin'
Hurry up, guys, I don't want to be entombed
Please rescue me real soon
Now I'm standing on this stone; I feel terribly alone
Lava's risen to my heels; I do not like how that feels
My assumptions; I mis-calc'd them
Now I'm stuck here, I have been such a fool
I'm in real trouble, worries are mounting
I was sure someone would rescue me; not true
Looks like this time I'm screwed
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