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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Hey, My, My"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, Hey, My, My"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Hey, Hey, My, My"

Parody Written by:

mac195

The Lyrics

So... just how much do we really know about this Kerry fellow anyway?
Hey, hey, my, my
Deathless soul, he'll never die
There's more to John Kerry
Than meets the eye
Hey, hey, my, my

Time out of mind, his soul was born
To lords below a dark oath was sworn
Money and power, are his domain
In two thousand and four, the grand prize he'll claim

Some deeds are known, some are best forgotten
Many the wars that the Old One fought in
An immortal hunger... thirst for power not quenched
Come November he'll be President

Hey, hey, ho, ho
Sold his soul to the powers below
Ho, ho, hey, hey
Johnny Kerry is here to stay

(frenzied guitar solo)

In 1460 they called him Vlad (the Impaler) (the Impaler)
Made some Romanian peasants sad (he impaled 'em) (ate their innards)
In 1520... he went by "Cortez"
Waded in Aztec blood, history says

In 1902 he was called "Fritz Kohn" (wrath of Kohn) (wrath of Kohn)
Became Fritz Kerry and a century on (call 'im John) (call 'im John)
He married ketchup, kinda takes him back
And now he the leader of the Democrat pack

Hey, hey, my, my
Deathless soul, he'll never die
There's more to John Kerry
Than meets the eye
Hey, hey, my, my


(demonic guitar wails for 11 minutes)


No need for Botox to smooth his head
He got the power to raise the dead
Even the Bosox... will see victory
In 2004... year of John Kerry

(guitars mimic locust, horsemen, nuclear Armageddon... cut to crashing ocean, and voice of Charleton Heston: "Damn them all! Damn them all to hell!" )

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Claude Prez - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! I can't believe no has commented or even voted on this yet. I'm on board just cause anyone who's willing to do what it takes to become president is evil by definition. Thanks for breaking the story; great job.
mac - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude. Those weird pictures on the Drudge Report of Kerry's missing forehead wrinkles were the inspiration. He swears he didn't use Botox, so how exactly did he manage it... hmmm? This story brings out my inner Church Lady.
Stray Pooch - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw ,man this is a real dilemma! I don't want to see Kerry win but I'd sell my soul to see the Bosox break the bambino curse!!! I give you straight fives just for the church lady comment, mac. But seriously good (and kinda scary) parody!
Mike Loaf - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
John Kerry, Vinateri, but there ain't no way you'll ever see a Red Sox vict'ry. Now, don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
mac - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Voodoo update: Patriots win Superbowl, Kerry rolls through Super Tuesday. When asked in exit polls why they voted for Kerry, people say that they think he will win in November... spooky... LOL
mac - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
The Bosox win!

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