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Song Parodies -> "Batman"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Batman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Preparing for "Dark Knight Rises"...
Batman, you ready for strife?
Mayhem I can ensure
Batman, you ready for strife?
Much pain you will endure

Batman, fight for your life
I torture
Destruction galore
Gotham City is paradise
Gonna break you in two

Lives lost, such a cost,
Murdering,
I am the boss
Prison army kills the cops
Coming after you

Batman take a look at your life
I'm nothing like you
The Bane of humanity
Sees right through you
Ah, one look in your eyes
and I can tell it’s true

Look surprised, and paralyzed,
I’m going to take you down, down
Put the fear in this city
And there’s nothing you can do

I am the first and last
Product of my prison past
But now we’re alone at last
(I’m) Coming after you

Batman take a look at your life
I'm nothing like you
The Bane of humanity
Sees right through you
Ah, one look in your eyes
and I can tell it’s true

Batman, look at your life,
Gonna make you suffer
Batman, dare take my life,
If you can, you coward…

I am Bane, learn my name
I am Bane, feel my pain
Catwoman, do the same
Your help is all in vain...






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Porfle Popnecker - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Three Bat--fives!
Callmelennie - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Between you, me and Porfle, that makes ten Neil Young parodies in three days. And I have no doubt Neil would treasure this one the most
Rob Arndt - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys :)

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