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Song Parodies -> "Sunburned Man"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Man"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Sunburned Man"

Parody Written by:

Onan the Barfarian

The Lyrics

Parodied version at
Sunburned man
Body's turned all red
Musta slept
On the tanning bed
Sunburn's range
Goes from front to back
Musta tossed and
Then turned in nap
Sunburned man

Eyelids blocked off
By suntan mask
All white circles
With little rash
Sunburned man
How will you
Take a bath?
You'll be screechin'
As full tub's splashing
How wrong, how wrong

[Instrumental break]

Sunburned man
Better get some meds
Such regret
'Cause your wood's cooked red
Sunburn pain's
Gonna last and last
Now your crotch is
But dermal ash
Sunburned man

Hilly welts
With hair that grows and sprouts
Might need some grafts and
Numbin' bouts
Care by docs
Who'll fuss and cuss you out
You'll be peelin'
As skull skin's cracking
How wrong, how wrong

[Instrumental to fade]

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Dave W. - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Good pick on the OS. I wouldn't want to be your sunburn man, makes me cringe, you can feel the singe........ouch e wa wa.......stay out of those easy bake ovens
Porfle Popnecker - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I went snorkeling for four hours once and got one of those super sunburns on my back. Fortunately though the crotch area wasn't involved.
Onan - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I once drove 1,000 miles non-stop in a convertible on a sunny summer day. I had to put aluminum foil over my nose for a whole week to protect it from further exposure - made me look like a Bond villian.

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