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Song Parodies -> "Pay Me"

Original Song Title:

"Play Me"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamnond

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Me"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

He’d be scoring where I worked night time
From van he spoke up when I was plying beside roadbed
“How much,” he said “to ‘date’ me?”
Four fives get only some speedy lovin’
More dough could find your prong somewhere
that’s a bit more rare
To wear and tear it sate-ly

You want some fun, I have the poon,
You give the word, I’ll make you swoon, pay me

Paused to bang with me, cost harangued with he
(Third: Tyrone’s fee be) crime that pays for me
Porn delight
For fee that’s right won’t shame me

You have the ‘gun’; it’s opportune
I just interred all your harpoon - pay me!

And so it goes - that’s my road more travelled
I get uploads from enormous arrows, in any place
I’m not so chaste - so sue me!

We’re one on one, my charms festooned
Big bills preferred, my act’s fine-tuned, pay me

We’ll hit and run, drop pantaloons
Groans overheard, you’re coming soon,

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Peregrin - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
WTF? Neil Diamnond? What idiot typed that in? Oh - yeah :(
Porfle Popnecker - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Good parody of a classic Neil Diamnond song.
Max Power - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Neil Diamnond was pretty underrated. Guess this is what happen when you live under Neil Diamond's shadow.
AFW - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Creative explicit visit
wandlimb - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
This one's a Diamnond in the rough.

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