Song Parodies -> SUV, Stupid Car
| Original Song Title: | "Jesus Christ, Superstar" |
| Original Performer: | Murray Head |
| Parody Song Title: | "SUV, Stupid Car" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
A road warrior gripe.
Every time I drive this thing I don't understand
Why these giant vehicles are so in demand
All the other soccer moms think these are so grand
What I paid for this I could have bought me some land
This is not a trend that should be sweeping the nation
Status here is much more important than transportation
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
SUV, SUV
It's like a house that's surrounding me
SUV, stupid car
Gallon of gas doesn't take you far
Ask me what I think about a Volkswagon bus
I know all you drivers just wish you were us
Though I've only two kids there is room for six more
Often just like camping when we go to the store
Sometimes parking is a bitch I take up two spaces
Then I get to see that dirty look on your faces
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
SUV, SUV
It's just that sometimes it's driving me
SUV, stupid car
Price that I paid is spectacular
SUV, SUV
It's like a house that's surrounding me
SUV, stupid car
Gallon of gas doesn't take you far
Why these giant vehicles are so in demand
All the other soccer moms think these are so grand
What I paid for this I could have bought me some land
This is not a trend that should be sweeping the nation
Status here is much more important than transportation
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
SUV, SUV
It's like a house that's surrounding me
SUV, stupid car
Gallon of gas doesn't take you far
Ask me what I think about a Volkswagon bus
I know all you drivers just wish you were us
Though I've only two kids there is room for six more
Often just like camping when we go to the store
Sometimes parking is a bitch I take up two spaces
Then I get to see that dirty look on your faces
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
Morally it's wrong (I only wanna go)
SUV, SUV
It's just that sometimes it's driving me
SUV, stupid car
Price that I paid is spectacular
SUV, SUV
It's like a house that's surrounding me
SUV, stupid car
Gallon of gas doesn't take you far
Man, have I got the flu.
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My parody car-ma has caught up with me....I had been, from time to time, mulling over various ideas for a parody of JC Superstar, but now you've beaten me to it - and you did a fine job. I really hope you get over the flu and feel 100% better as soon as possible, Rick. Take it easy, sleep a lot, and be good to thyself.
Thanks JD. That's what I've been doing. Other than hauling myself out of bed to look here now and then.
This was a great parody! I loved it!
Great job, Rick!
Leah L---If you're thinking of going to EG tonight, Mari and I won't be there cause I have the flu, but there's always next week.
You wrote it the way I would have, had I had the brains to do it first! Being sick I guess is inspirational. :)
Rick D - Nice work. Sorry you are under the weather. I had it a couple months ago for the first time in years and it was no fun. Rest & get well. Trying to think up a "Flu" themed parody. Gotta be one somewhere. Hey folks - write some "Flu" songs for Rick if you can.
What Would Jesus Do? He definitely wouldn't be driving the Devil's SUV.:D
Look in my Beatle parodies "I Have Got the Flu" (All I've Got To Do)
Well I hope you both are feeling better soon! I just figured I didn't want to drive 45+ minutes in the rain. Plus I kinda got laid off from a job today so I'm not in much of a spunky mood. Maybe I'll write a song about it... hopefully next week, eh? BTW.. great parody, I'll NEVER own an SUV!!! Being from Michigan, I loved the wintertime when the dumbasses in SUVs drove really fast through (like they're in a monster truck) the snow then I would eventually see them tipped over to the side.
Ricky Duncan was cold flu fighting...And the doctor came fast as lightning...Get well, Rick. Just got back from vacation, and your package was waiting for me. Thanks!
Excellent Rick. If I'd've gotten here and posted earlier then those before me wouldn't have said everything I want to say right now, so I'll just agree with them and then some.
Rick D - just to let you know I've posted a song for you & your flu. It should be up tomorrow. Hope you are feeling better by the time you get to read it. NOTE TO LEAH LOCKHART: Sorry about the job lay-off. I just got my "History" lesson (as in "you're history") a couple of days ago effective 12/31/03 but I knew if was coming. Part of the Great Corporate Anorexia craze sweeping the nation today. They need to cut expenses so they can be ready to increase their profits. Too bad there may be nobody left with a job to buy their stuff. Anyway, write about it for sure, it's like Mental Floss - helps prevent brain decay. Later.
Thanks for your concern Paul! Fortunately it was just a side project but hurts just the same. Plus, it was my "first time." Hmmm... the first cut is the deepest? I'm glad I'm not alone but we'll all move on to greener pastures I guess!
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