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Song Parodies -> "Cows, Ewes, Mules Too"

Original Song Title:

"How Do You Do?"

Original Performer:

Mouth and MacNeal

Parody Song Title:

"Cows, Ewes, Mules Too"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Past the shed I courted ewes
They don't surrender shy
I boffed it under with the mules
With sows could shake the sty
The pony neighs - let's rodeo
For bed a loft will do
The cows sought violations now
They're gonna start to moo

Cows, ewes, mules too - hee haw
They're hot to trot - baa baa baa baa
Holsteins - moo moo
Down in the pen - baa baa baa baa
Behind barn door
That mule's dismayed - hee haw hee haw
Let's swive some more
Those goats sure stink - maa maa maa maa
Hey that barnyard's giving more

Cows, ewes, mules too - hee haw
I'm Scots - let's rut - baa baa baa baa
Guernseys - moo moo
Stood on milk cans - baa baa baa baa
You're on all fours
Let's play milk maid - maa maa maa maa
Sheep love hardcore
Those tether's clink - baa baa baa baa
Hey agrico-living scores !

Since I did a hundred ewes
My fine menage and I
A lofty tumble in the straw
Few stalls can I pass by
And now the colts are neighing "no"
I'll bed a calf or two
Yes, like bucholic fusions and
I'm chatting up with moos

Cows, ewes, mules too - hee haw.
Not caught, why stop? - baa baa baa baa
Jerseys - moo moo
With hens go cock - a doodle doo
Lambs I adore
Was lewd in hay - baa baa baa baa
Sheep-ish rapport
The sow's so pink - maa maa maa maa
Old McDonald's miffed and sore !

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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 4   0
 5   6

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alvin rhodes - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
not too many people may remember this song, but i do...great job
Peregrin - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, therein lies the problem of the parody writer! Thanks Alvin!
mandamoo - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff, you two ! I dunno how you consistantly come up with such fantastic parodies ?! I am in awe !
John Jenkins - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever puns, clever parody.
Melhi - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job!
Guy - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - But good luck in the SOTM competition.
Peregrin - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
But Guy! We put a link to the MP3 in our competition submission just for ye!
Guy - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Pip, I put a new hard drive in my computer last week and I don't have the right drivers for the sound card. Having a time with this and just getting the time to get out and look for what I need is keeping me from fixing it right now. I really should have this fixed before the end of the month. - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought I had a pretty good grasp of AM radio oddities from the 70s, but I must have missed that volume of Rhino's "Have A Nice Day." So thanks for the link, Dude. Great work as usual, with udderly horrible puns, e.g., "hot to trot." I get so much spam offering DOWN ON THE FARM ACTION that it makes me wonder who their audience is. Now I know - YOU TWO!!!
Claude Prez - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Never could get that download to work. The good news is I remember the chorus but haven't heard the song since it was a "hit"? so no idea how the verses go. Anyway, it's obviously well paced and hee hee, you said cock -a doodle doo. Well done.
Paul Robinson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer & Pip - thought I voted on this earlier but guess I did not. 5's - I remember the original pretty well, hadn't thought about it in a long-LONG time.
2nz - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Same story as Claude, although I'm not really sure how I remember the chorus. Really fun rhymes, and fun to read. Nice work.
Tom Bombadil - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey dill derry me dingles! This parody be dwanglin' on me dory-o's! Ewe need'n't'be goin' back to thee ol' draw'n'bird with is'n! Make it bout thee flies o' midgewater, 'kay?
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
OK Tom, whatever you said! Thanks!
Tommy Turtle - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
It wouldn't be a problem if you'd ever do songs that people actually *know*. ;) ... No wonder Oliver wanted to leave Manhattan for Green Acres!

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