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Song Parodies -> "Hole That Hides the Drones"

Original Song Title:

"Roll Away the Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mott the Hoople

Parody Song Title:

"Hole That Hides the Drones"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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She bees each day must fly from bow'r
Pollenate most every flow'r
Hole still hides the drones, hole still hides the drones

Banned to the starkest flights
No reproductional ri-ights
Hole still hides the drones, hole still hides the drones

In the hole that hides the drones
With the golden honeycombs
In those paraffin-y homes
Guy bees have it fine

It's better to buzz that regent queen
Than fall for "haul to hivin'" scene
Hole still hides the drones, hole still hides the drones
Can't sting - we chill kinda lax
Lazin' in love beneath the wax
Hole still hides the drones, hole still hides the drones

In the hole that hides the drones
Queen, so bold, requests the bone
Drones swoon, apiary-moans...
She won't let 'em lie

There's a royal jelly party at the end of the flight
It's cool munchin' bee bread
(It gives me some might!)
Gonna swig some nectar?
(Ohh, will do!)
Swarmin!

In the hole that hides the drones
Let those workers tote to combs
It's a honey of a home
Guy bees have it fine
It's so droll (in the hole that hides the drones)
Guy bees stroll (in the hole that hides the drones)
With no goals (in the hole that hides the drones)
And no birth control (in the hole that hides the drones)
On the...dole (in the hole that hides the drones)
They just loll (in the hole that hides the drones)

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alvin rhodes - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
a honey of a parody...loved the 'haul to hivin' line
John Barry - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I went apiary over this.
Yoidy - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah!! Make her shake her honeycomb! 555
mandamoo - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This gave me a huge buzz ! Excellent job !
Meriadoc - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all! :-)
wandlimb - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Will there never bee equality between the sexes?!

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