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Song Parodies -> "Dude, Stay After School"

Original Song Title:

"Tuesday Afternoon"

Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Dude, Stay After School"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Another fine OS by the Moody Blues.
Dude, stay after school
For clogging up all the sinks
After school you'll stay
Painted my Buick "Hot Pink"
Now it is time to pay

Spray paint the hall floors green
Graffiti drawings appeared
I think that you are the guy
Cranks calls; annoying to hear
Expel you, assh*le - good-bye

guyyyyy....good-byyyyyye..... by-byyyyye.....guyyyyy.....

I'm tired of this stuff; I should kick your behind
To have put up with this; was I out of my mind?
That jock-strap waving from the flag-pole high above
It does me lots of good to say this to you bud:

That stuff wasn't cool, Fool
You'll stay after school

[during brief instrumental section]

{Fool stay after school}
{You broke the rules}
{That wasn't cool...}

Kept you after school
You sit there; ass in that seat
you're looking quite dismayed
Next year; this grade you'll repeat
won't graduate; here you'll stay

You complain to me
Why do you keep me in here?
Well, this is my reply
"You've been a pain in my rear
It's my turn now, wise-guy..."
[instrumental out to fade]
{it's myyyyyy}
{turn guyyyyy}
[Laughing sounds in background out to fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul.
Adagio - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
You got this one pace-wise and it was very 5's
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
brings bart simpson to mind
Paul Robinson - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
So do I get to graduate? No? I have to stay here? Well...ok...Thanks ~ ~ ~
Tommy Turtle - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with the preface and have enjoyed your MB series. I salute this jockstrap with Fives.
Adagio - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
He got lucky on that parody. ; )
Rick C - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm a big Moody's fan. Great job with a great OS. 555
Paul Robinson - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Tommy T, Rick C...Thank you kindly...I've come to enjoy MOST of the MB OS stuff I've used very much...a lot more than I used to appreciate them...there are a couple songs, however...uh...I think I'll stop there before I dig a deeper, yeah, it's amazing, if you keep writing these things once in a while, just once in a while, you can accidently get the pace JUST SO...I have no idea how you can make that happen...gotta be, maybe I'll be lucky a couple more times in the next year or so ~ ~ ~
Adagio - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Why, thank you, Paul!

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