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Song Parodies -> "The Quarry in Your Pies"

Original Song Title:

"The Story in Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"The Quarry in Your Pies"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Another food-influenced "rock" classic.
I’ve been repairing your old blackened oven,
And I’ve decided that you’re totally to blame.
For the rocks that are deep inside me now,
You ruthless dame.

The damn desserts we made together,
Are a reference to the quarry in your pies.
Like gravel on the hand-pumped mini-train,
Testifies.

Chorus:
Listen to my gut slowly churning,
Wearing all my stomach linings away.
That was no chiffon or meringue burning,
Only dynamite could save my coalmine day.

But I’m frightened for our children
That the pies they eat will cause great pains.
Internal implosions guaranteed, and
Molten brains.

Solo

Listen to my gut slowly churning,
Wearing all my stomach linings away.
That was no chiffon or meringue burning,
Only dynamite could save my coalmine day.

But I’m frightened for our children
That the pies they eat will cause great pains.
Internal implosions guaranteed, and
Molten brains.

When the final pie is baked,
It’s certain the oven will blow.
Not the filling this time, but
Death Wish dough.

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John Barry - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Title had me laughing all the way to the kitchen. Pie-R-squared = 15.
Mark Scotti - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Well baked idea!!! LOL
Jim Rotondo - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks John, thanks Mark!
adagio - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I like the way you tied in frightened children to the whole parody. This was a good one. 5's
Jim Rotondo - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio!
Harry - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha ha! Egads, Jim, I hope I don't ever have a wife that makes diamonds in the oven! Just the word quarry will give you a 5 star restaurant rating!
Jim Rotondo - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Harry, LOL, I do 190% of the cooking and won't even let her microwave stuff....blew up a bowl last time with my shredded beef and black bean chili.

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