Bed, it's where my little friends and I
Can escape the world and get shuteye
With a friend to call their own
They'll never be alone
My bed is big enough
To do all kinds of stuff

Bed, you're always there to comfort us
But the outside world makes such a fuss
We share wine and magazines
Where no one intervenes
My bed the boys all know
They've got a place to go

They used to stay far from me
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Now they stay here with me
Now it's "us", sometimes "three"

Bed, most people think you're my boytrap
I don't listen to their vicious crap
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had my friends in bed
(My friends) in bed
(in bed) In bed...