Boys, you're free to play on my fair ground
My whole ranch is one big kid's playground
If you ever tell your mum
The things that I have done
I can buy her off, you know
Because I have the dough
(Because I have the dough)

I once was black and revered
Now I'm white, now I'm weird
(He once was black and revered
Now he's white, now he's weird)

Boys, most people would say "stay away"
Don't you listen to a word they say
I will buy you lots of toys
Like all my other boys
Your bodies I'll defile
Coz I'm just a paedophile