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Song Parodies -> "Torn Between Two Flavors"

Original Song Title:

"Torn Between Two Lovers"

Original Performer:

Mary McGregor

Parody Song Title:

"Torn Between Two Flavors"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

I'm resubmitting this without my middle initial so it appears with the rest of my parodies.
There are times when a patron has to try to make his mind,
Even though he knows how difficult it is.
Before I choose my next dessert, let me tell you ice cream rules,
Began with 31, and narrowed down as many as I can…..
There's never been a flavor that I've tried and didn’t love,
Though some I love just a little less,
Rocky road can possess me like vanilla never will,
And there's an empty place inside of me just peppermint can fill!

Torn between two flavors, they both make me drool.
Rocky road is groovy and peppermint is cool!
Torn between two flavors, feeling like a fool,
And ordering both is breaking all the rules.

You mustn't think you failed me if you made the Rock ‘n’ Pop,
It was the first real treat I ever had.
Of all the cones I’ve ever tried,
I truly miss Blue Moon,
But nothing else can top your rocky road or peppermint!


You can’t really blame me if I can’t make up my mind,
But from 31 I can’t decide, why can’t you have just nine?


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Pacing: 2.2
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 10

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Michael McVey - April 03, 2015 - Report this comment
OK, I get it. Michelle Obama doesn't like this parody.

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