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Song Parodies -> "Confections of My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Reflections of My Life"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Confections of My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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The changing of dough-light to char-blight
Confections of my wife, oh, how she kills those pies
Her cookies are sol’ble - they bubble
Confections of my wife: oh, such a swill she mines

All her stove errs, sad turnovers
Takes the cake do her blown scones
Donuts slimy (ruined by frying), zeal for dying pieing
Tastes so bland; food bemoan prone

Deranging, her ranging blanc-manging;
Short-changing crusty things; ah, cussed the things she’s browned me
She’s turned out a bad quiche, she’s unleashed
Incredible grease - I’m miffed; oh, and I don’t wanna dine

Food she’s nuking causes puking
Cakely lack, makes me groan so
All her pastries (quite a waste, they) just ain’t tasty, tasty
Flakey snacks; styrofoam honed (oh I'm gonna forgo)

For her cuisines (obscene pralines) need vaccine scene
Take the rap (ginger’s snapped!) for this dough faux


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Stan Hall - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
5s. BTW, did you know that Nat King Cole once sang of similar woes? The lines I specifically remember from his song went as something like this: "And so her / crusts, I trust, you thrust, then call a plumber / who says 'Commode is no sweat, so I’ll clear.'" :-)
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully the OS
John Barry - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
A five-course rhyming delight.
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
"All her stove errs, sad turnovers/ Takes the cake do her blown scones"...that's some crazy rhyming! Loved this, hobbits. 555
AFW - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Very creative take on a cooking parody
Michael E Cormier - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Can she boil water? lol Good job. 555
mandamoo - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this to be perfectly palatable ! Hungry now... :P

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