-> "Midnight Hand With No Aces"
Original Song Title:
"Midnight At The Oasis" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Midnight Hand With No Aces"
Big Mike's hand has no aces,
Sheds his sandals to bet.
Randall's raising with laces,
Facing... a low chance to be best.
Helen's holding the jack-two,
Pinin' for a flush.
She'll be doffing her tan shoes,
Real soon... The chick's such a little lush.
Dumb blonde, Frances gets a ten.
She'll lose blouse to straight.
Rudd's bombed. Bill reveals his chest.
Jill is not impressed.
You don't have a chance, Herb.
Don't go sneak a peek.
I'll beat your smelly hand, sir,
Mine's sure... improved, and yours is weak.
Ramona antes her panties,
Her gonads shown to all.
And now we know she's a tranny.
We all panic... shuffle the deck, appalled.
Oh, you won't see me wearing nothing,
'Cause I'm doing fine.
But I will see your camel-
Toe show... when I take your fours and nines.
Dumb blonde, Frances gets upset.
She bows out from play.
Rudd's gone. Jill reveals her breasts.
Bill is sure impressed.
Midnight hand with no aces.
Ginger's camel-toe's wet.
Got Randall panting, his face red,
Buck naked... with no pants left to bet.
Oh, none on,
Oh, none on,
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