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Song Parodies -> "Blinded by the Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Blinded by the Night"

Original Performer:

Manfred Mann

Parody Song Title:

"Blinded by the Mice"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

I see what you people mean. I feel like I just completed a marathon. I hope I picked the right set of OS lyrics to work on. Can someone tell what the rest of the songs are in the Top 7 and the Epic 40?
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night

Madman plumber's numbers, invoices pin my slumber in a steel cage wrestling match
In the dumps with the sumps as the leaking water pumps its way out of the patch
With a holder in my folder, feelin' kinda older
I tripped the breaker to ground
With this very unpleasin', seizin' and wheezin'
The water heater splashed all around
The water heater splashed all around

Soon I'd be...
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night

Some silicone plaster on this condo disaster, old me, I got what it takes
I said "I'll burn in hell, sonny, if something's wrong
Won't be long 'fore I fix this break"
And old Bart Smart-fart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
And little snarly Charlie came by on his gnarly Harley and asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride

Soon I'd be...
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice

I get drowned, but I never get tight
I'm gonna make it through the night
I'm gonna make it through the night

Said Mama, "That's where the mice live."
Said Mama, "That's where the mice live."
Mama pointed to me, said, "Listen to the scratching in my wall."
Said Mama, "That's where the mice live."

Some hardnosed pantyhosed anti-fructose decomposed teacher from the east
Says, "Depose the prick we chose, hit him in his runny nose
That's where he'll expect it least"
And some tea-rosed twinkle-toes was standin' in the corner
Watching me take a chance
As some exposed frescoes were crumbling in a broken pose, spilling all over my pants
Soon the mice were flying all around

And I was...
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice
Effed up on the juice
Another rodent in the night
Blinded by the mice

Mad-dash cunning running, the vermin in a stunning show of how they've learned to scratch
When they're done with their fun and the tears begin to run, I know I was no match
With a holder in my folder, feelin' kinda older
I tripped and fell to the ground
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin
While the mice were flying all around

Now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and sent the last mouse to the floor
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, we need no more
The hospital nurses, they disregard my curses, tell me I will be all right
They say "We'll turn you on, Leo, to something strong"

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Phil Alexander - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Not making life easy for yourself, are you? Speaking from experience, this one is a bugger - especially if you're wanting to get some kind of thread of meaning to run through. Well done :-)

The thread for the "top 7" songs is here: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29637.0
Fiddlegirl - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow!!!

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