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Song Parodies -> "I Never Promised There'd Be No Fartin'"

Original Song Title:

"I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"

Original Performer:

Lynne Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"I Never Promised There'd Be No Fartin'"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I thought I submitted this long ago, but it doesn't seem to be here.
I NEVER PROMISED THERE’D BE NO FARTIN’

I beg your pardon
I never promised there’d be no fartin’
Along with the buns whine
There’s gonna be a little stain sometimes

When you eat, that onion dip, you gotta let rip
Or you’ll blow
I beg your pardon
I never promised there’d be no fartin’

I could promise you couth, but would be untruth
People hold their noses like they just passed a sewer
So it just might stink like manure
Well, when sheet flappin’ just reminds you of poo
I might cover your head right then for a good dutch oven
That’s what I call lovin’
So smile at my style that’s so demented
Love shouldn’t be so heaven-scented
Come on don’t be scared, I’m not a lethal man

I beg your pardon
I never promised there’d be no fartin’
Along with the buns whine
There’s gonna be a little pain sometimes

I could poot you a tune or bring out the full moon
And if our bedroom shakes, I’ll hold you
And very soon let one “go” as I say “aahh” when it starts to blow
You better just get used to gas, there’s plenty to pass
And there won’t always be clothes pins there to clamp the nose
And you’ll be lighting matches about
So smile at my style that’s so demented
Love shouldn’t be so heaven-scented
Come on don’t be scared, I’m not a lethal man

I beg your pardon
I never promised there’d be no fartin’
Along with the buns whine
There’s gonna be a little stain sometimes

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Mark Scotti - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
That reminds me of john Belucci as 'The Hulk", coming out of the bathroom yelling 'Come on! It's not suppose to smell like roses...) LOL Check out my stinkie: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/beegees72.shtml
< ! ! ! > - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . Fart~On, Sir !
2Eagle - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for livening up that depressing song. And, Lady, that's the best moniker yet.
Agrimorfee - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Rick, so glad to see you here again. 555
Rick D - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I visit once in a while Agri. I still think we need a convention. And if I ever travel, I'm looking this crowd up. You and Claude are in Chicago?

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