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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Big Troubles in the Rose Garden"

Original Song Title:

"I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"

Original Performer:

Lynn Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Big Troubles in the Rose Garden"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Trump to his staff today "How does that pardon thing work?"
I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden
Treason’s a big crime
I really do not want to serve some time
When I take I want it all, I call, and have gall
I got dough-oh-oh-oh-oh
I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden

I did promise the world that I’d beat that “girl”
But you don’t buy ‘lections just from those loud discussions
It might take a couple Russians
Well if big talkin’ me and my family
I would give all the world the contents of my bladder
The corporate ladder
So bend down your end and don’t be cryin’
If you're on my staff, you’ll be lyin’
Come with me I’ll take this country down the can

I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden
Treason’s a big crime
I really do not want to serve some time
I need a pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden

My son met in a room, said he liked the tune
But the witch hunting press finds out
They don’t seem to let it go
But there’s one thing they will never know
The can uncover all the facts, not my income tax
I always have an ace in the hole to pull me out
So bend down your end and don’t be wussy
After I’m through I’ll grab your p***y

I’ll use the pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden
Treason’s a big crime
I really do not want to serve some time
I’ll use the pardon
I’ve got big troubles in the rose garden

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Claude Prez - July 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Holy crap it's Rick Duncan! Good to see you man -- Had to Youtube the original (plus I usually hate political stuff). But great idea, very well executed.
Agrimorfee - July 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Hi Rick! Long time no see. I could see the Trump impersonator who is currently making the rounds on America's Got Talent perform this!
Rick Duncan - July 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Hi Guys. I'm still alive. Good to "see" you. I live in Portland now, if you ever come up here, send me a note. duncansong.sanitycruz.com
Peter Andersson - July 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Welcome back Rick!
paul robinson - August 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey there, Mr. Duncan! Nice work 5's. As i just mentioned on a recent piece by Claude Prez I got a little nostalgic tonite and decided to pop in and see who might be left from the old crowd. It looks like the volume of written parodies submitted is way down from those olden days.
paul robinson - August 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, Rick, I tried to drop you a note to the address you listed above but it didn't go thru. Now in many ways I'm still an InterNet Idiot so here's what is probably a dumb question: Is that "duncansong.sanitycruz.com" addy accessble thru an e-mail?
Rick Duncan - August 04, 2017 - Report this comment
My Email should be on that site, but here it is, Paul. Duncansong@comcast.net, and you can find me on FB

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