-> "Poo at House Corner"
Original Song Title:
"House at Pooh Corner"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Poo at House Corner"
The Lyrics
POO AT HOUSE CORNER
Thought I’d toboggan out in the new snow
Dressing for winter I left for a while
As I went out there, I saw an eyesore
My neighbor’s giant dog left a pile
He sure wandered a long way to go in my yard
Yes, he had to cross schools and a big boulevard
God help me, with that mutt, I’ll kill that pet
Pickin’ up Poo at house corner, a ton
I was surprised, there was so much to scoop
Counting the turds on the mound
So much nearby to be found
Soon I’ll be bagging and burning that pile of poo
Bringing that poo back to Mr. “No Clue”
Got a big giant stick up his nose
Once said to me “My dog just needs to roam.”
And from here no one knows where he “goes”
So I gave back the feces, returned them with care
See them right on the porch with a match and a dare
God help me, with that mutt, I’ll kill that pet
Pickin’ up Poo at house corner, a ton
I was surprised, there was so much to scoop
Counting the turds on the mound
So much nearby to be found
Soon I’ll be bagging and burning that pile of poo
It’s hard to explain to a pet owner jerk
Seems they never control or clean up
After all it’s the law, but his brain has a flaw
So I fight for my rights with that pup
So I lit the match, one scratch
And as I was leaving
A shame that big flame flickered
Into the home
God helped me, with that mutt, no more bad pet
Pickin’ up Poo at house corner, no more
I was relieved, there was no much to scoop
Counting no turds by the pound
No more nearby to be found
No more of bagging and burning that pile of poo
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