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Song Parodies -> "Your Llama Won't Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Your Momma Don't Dance"

Original Performer:

Loggins and Messina

Parody Song Title:

"Your Llama Won't Dance"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


Your llama won't dance
And your donkey won't try to bowl
Your llama won't dance
And your donkey won't try to bowl
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

Well, your friends all say
That you got the most insane old hen
And your goat is so great
When he balances a plate right then
So you make a big decision
To go on the television with your wren
And you attend

Then they give you pause

Your llama won't dance
And your kitty won't spin the bowl
Your llama won't dance
And your bunny stays in his hole
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

You pull out all the dog treats
And beg for him to bark
They go to a commercial
Cause he whizzes on his mark
You're just about to slug him
When he cuts the cheese
There's a lens in your face
And then a guy says
"Off of my set, loser!"
Puppy, you're comin' with me
And no more T.V.

Your llama won't dance
And your parrot won't play his role
Your llama won't dance
And your hamster won't climb the pole
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show
The tricks they blow
Right on the show
The tricks they blow
Right on the show


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Ravyn Rant - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute! And very singable - just ask the person who busted me singing at my desk a minute ago! 555
Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"Stupid Pet Tricks" parody...very clever and as Ravyn pointed out, perfectly singable. I'd toss you some 'bon mots', but your dog would probably try to eat them, so I'll fling you some fives instead ~ ~ ~
Robert J. Pagliaro - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
It's got a beat and you can dance to it - nice idea. Hey, you and Paul are both old guys, not sure about RR - do either of you remember "The Bubble Man" who appeared on Johnny Carson? Don't know why your parody made me think of this but the guy was pretty good. His line was "I'm the Bubble Man and I make all the rules".
Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This one's hot! In fact, it's a five-a-llama.
Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Robert - Sorry, don't recall "The Bubble Man" at all. I only watched Carson occasionally over the years, though...
carol - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL!! 5's
Johnny D - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Mental image: The Dalai Lama dancing to Loggins & Messina.
Royce Miller - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written and funny.
MasonR - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! (Johnny D--Naah. The Dalai Lama's dance is "Hello, Dalai")
Lionel Mertens - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for this great parody.
PMS - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL
Phil Alexander - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Perfect, Rick. Simply perfect :-D
Rick D - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I notice getting to that thousand is a lot like approaching the speed of light. Some of my ones lately have been a little "forced". This one started out that way. "What am I going to do with a stupid llama that won't dance? What a dumb idea!" But like I'm telling my new girlfriends, keep playing with it, and you never know when something good might come
Paul Robinson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick, I had the exact same thing happen with "Holding My Banana"...uh...the parody, that is...

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